Let me just say, I don’t think that America is all Moron. In fact, i am actually an American so I must love my country in some way, in fact, in a lot of ways, in all the ways that you do. But I get tired of hearing people are being paid a lot of money to spew off in whatever way some Australian dude wants them to go because it makes that Australian (and a lot of Americans) a lot of money.
I’ll try to keep it clean and not curse. I’ll try not to get too bitter and maybe try to stay funny, but sometimes funny seems like tap dancing around issues and I want to talk about the fact that bombs are going off around the world for this that and the other reason and we’re all morons if we don’t notice these things. War is a terrible thing so if nothing else it shouldn’t be joked lightly about. I see this gamesmanship attitude about politics to be detrimental to our political health. I will therefore counter idiocy with idiocy, a different example. I don’t know everything, but I do see when things are the way they shouldn’t be. It’s not about Me having the answer, but about Us having the wherewithal to move towards the proper response together because it is the Proper Response. Why let Fox News throw out these outrageously biased by anybody’s standards news articles, their journalistic hearts hanging on their journalist sleeves, the tears of woe on the Beastly’s face, that’s what you mighta wanna call it, beastly, just Beastly what they’re doing to our flag these days. I know, I know, dear. I know. Them Democrats. Yes, mam. Sniff. Yes, mam. We’re gonna stop ’em, mam. We’re gonna stop ’em. And Now A Word From Our Sponsor: Martin’sMealyMart is open seven days aweek for your convenience. La Tacquieria Especiale is also open for your dining pleasure. Car Wash. Tire Center. Forty-four shops at our indoor Swapmeet. Come on, Come all! Viva!
Jules Bern (fox news):
When I was fourteen, I was walking, and I found this flag on the ground. No kidding, this flag on the ground. Now me, being a kid, I’m like, well, you know, patriotic like all kids are, or used to be, and I picked up that flag and washed it off when I got home and I put it on our mailbox, with tape, I’m never gonna stop remembering that. Had to have been about fourteen, thirteen. Then one day this kid whose name I won’t mention here. He came by when I was in the yard and he grabbed that flag and I got on my bike and I remember riding after that kid and when I got him, you know what I did? I beat the shit out of him. That’s right. First I crunched his skull with my boot. Then I kicked his mouth till his teeth were all hanging out of his head. Then I stomped on his neck a few times. And I got my flag and I never saw that kid again, although I did remember it in the paper. Didn’t know who did it, heh heh, well, I got that flag back and I put it back on my mailbox and you can betcha, no one ever messed with my American flag ever again.
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