The morons aren’t funny. Those who write about the morons are funny because the ideas of the morons are funny in the “I don’t know whether to laugh or cry” kind of way. The morons don’t laugh. They only get angrier and angrier.
I am trying to figure out what this Tea Party thing is all about. They seem to be a bunch of well-off white people who think that they are the chosen ones. You would think that hatred would have gone out of style by now, but it is clear that it is everpresent. These people who proclaim themselves good in this country are anything but. Right now they are doing a lot of winking in lieu of shooting. Slow, crescendoing anger is the finest.
This is a dangerous situation as anybody who is aware of the holocaust could tell you. Why do these Tea Partiers think that they are not like the Nazis? They accept only lies. Truth is considered an attack. They must have their joyous little hatred to be happy. There is no other way for them. Finally, a movement has come along that allows outwardly good people to be really, really bad. The Christians are eating up this new movement. They love it. All these years talking about love on Sunday mornings. They are finally let out of their cages to hate, to really hate, and it must feel exhilarating.
I allow myself my anger. I know that life has offered me a few bum steers and I have had to come to terms with them. To do this I allowed myself to feel my anger. I cursed, ranted, blamed those I knew were not to blame. But that was as far as it went. I gave myself a few anger parties and got it out of me. Did God hate me for expressing my anger? I did it in the privacy of my own home. I would rant and rave when nobody was around. When I was done nobody was hurt except, perhaps, my own ego for realizing that I am not perfect, that I have intense emotions, that I can be hurt like everybody else. The difference is that I did not turn these rants into holy writ.
The Tea Partiers seem to be doing this. It’s unfortunate because the people who are really behind the Tea Party are laughing all the way to the bank. The corporate monsters of the world who cannot abide the idea that they are citizens and not simply bottomless money pits finally found their perfect propaganda arm through America’s “finest” citizens: hard-working, Christian Americans. What a coup. As they meditate on cigars and fine whiskey while floating on their yachts somewhere far away from America (at least this is how I envision them) the poor saps, us, naturally inferior to these fine American aparatchiks of the evil portion of billionaires of the world, sit and wait for the time when “the second Amendment remedy” begins.
Just who are these people going to kill? Well, liberals obviously, blacks, of course, Mexicans, that’s a no-brainer. Who else? Gays, feminists, drug addicts. By then all they have to wonder is “who would Jesus kill?” “Jesus” killed thousands and thousands of Iraqis. That must have felt good, sure. But that was way over there. Jesus doesn’t really kill much here on our great homeland, except in more subtle ways through bad government. The Tea Partiers want to change all that. Too slow. Why should our soldiers thousands of miles away be the only ones to get all the fun?
I think they would lose though. Mostly their children would lose. Here’s how it goes: The Tea Partiers, irate because Glenn Beck’s hummingbird in his survival garden refuses to feed from the feeder, lay it down once and for all. Boom. Here it goes. Get ’em. Well, first of all, I think they’re going to be really screwed by the street gangs first of all. The gangs, poor, minorities and heavily armed, and the Tea Partiers arch enemies, will as they say “burn this motherfucker to the ground.” That should be fun. Lots of excitement there.
The Tea Partiers will have to fortify their homes in the suburbs. Surely the federal government forces aren’t going to stand for it since the Tea Party in reality is simply the arm of fascist corporate overlords. No matter how much the federal government treats these people with respect with policies that continually favor them, it is not going to allow them a violent takeover. Surely, the Tea Partiers know this. All of those old men dressed like Paul Revere are going to have to get really dirty. They should probably be working out instead of wearing costumes.
What will actually happen is that they will rely on young people to do the fighting and dying for them. Trust me, it will be neighbor to neighbor. No clear lines here. Even more fun! It’s always the same. I hope that they are prepared to accept that their finest soldiers will also be among the worst scum of the white race. A good proportion of them will be high on Crystal Meth. They will have to accept a few concessions along the way if the blood bath they hope for is to go along smoothly.
I hope that they are prepared to accept that those who do die in this attempt at a white takeover of America will mostly be innocents, children, grandmothers. No, they proclaim, they are quite prepared for us non-Tea Partiers to die no matter who we are. They don’t discriminate!
God bless the American Way.
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