Well, we here at moronamerica sure like it when someone admits that he “sure stepped in it” as Rick Perry did the other night at a debate. He couldn’t remember which entire department of the U.S. government he would scrap. The kids at Fox news (sic) say that he had “brain freeze,” but nobody mentioned the more obvious fact that he couldn’t remember the information his employers wanted him to spew.
His problem came through his delivery. He was very adamant about which departments he would get rid of. He was sure of this point, almost as if he had given it lots and lots of thought. Obviously, the whole debacle exposed the fact that he is a person who can lie about his very feelings on national television.
I know this type of guy. He has only cared about one thing his entire life: money and power. We all went to school with this clown. He was the jock, the good looking jock, who made it through life because he could muscle his way through. Any other human who happened to be around him and his monkey techniques would get out of his path simply because the laws of the jungle dictated there could be no other way. He never cracked a book. He never cared about anybody. In fact, kindness was always considered weakness to this great ape. This made him a perfect candidate to sell out the populace for anybody who paid him to. In this case the victims would be the American people.
Do I think that he’s out of the race? By no means. He’s simply got too much testosterone to count out yet. His message is still one that most of America loves. It is the same one the Bush Administration touted because he is obviously working for the same people that Bush worked for. He would nail the coffin on this country with his vicious and inflexible ways. He would be inflexible because he is bought and sold, and Perry doesn’t look like the type to go against the bottom line.
He reminds me of a video spot on The Onion’s website called “Future News.” Our future president gets up in front of a massive, cheering crowd and yells out with a Hulk Hogan baritone: “Do you wanna die! (screams of approval) I can’t hear you! (louder screams of approval)”
This is Perry, and we will see if moronamerica will have to talk more and more about a country that I believe may yet still go for Perry, a country that cannot ever get enough moronism. Morons like Perry give you a fuzzy feeling, a sort of dizziness akin to a goofy little drug. The allure may also be sexual, a little bit S and a little bit M. Ssshh.
Don’t count Perry out yet.
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