Nuts. Simply nuts. We have a president who is loved because he stuffs his hole with Big Macs just like the heartland people do. The heartland people are really mean. No, it’s true. They don’t know it, but they are. Viciously mean. I don’t care. If you call yourself a Republican you’ve signed up to ride the cruelty train. According to those who sold out Christianity to the plutocrats you’re giving tough love, the notion that Christians went to war on Christ with and that totally negates real love itself. With Trump his love can come from anywhere at anytime. Daily he does cruel things, unthinkingly. Let’s pillage the national monuments! Let’s move the Israeli embassy and poke a stick into that delicate beehive of a situation! Why not? I’m Trump and I haven’t passed gas yet this morning.
And the good people of the heartland all say yes to the wisdom of their cruel moron God:
Oh, dear Trump, thank you for giving us all a good dose of your wisdom. Thank you for your eye squint and your jutting jaw and the way you look like Napoleon and the way that you wink at the Nazis so much so that they murdered a liberal American.
True, there is a very obvious direct line between your dog whistles for Nazism and the death of Heather Heyer. Winks matter and you’re throwing them around at every chance, but thank Jesus. You’re not afraid to be politically incorrect. Some things are more important than the death of a liberal American.
Gosh, you’re an accessory to murder, Mr. Trump. But thank God for the great strength that allows you to spread God’s love in these unorthodox ways. Tough love! Tough love! We are the Heartland, the only true people in the world. The wisest group of people ever assembled on the planet. You’ve already shot somebody on 5th avenue (Heyer) and we still love you. We love you, Daddy! It’s as simple as that. We love you! Ooooooo, alagabadalalabadaphadolafolicalicalibrashidashinonconforma… (continue speaking in tongues here.)
Extreme? I don’t think so. In the meantime, Trump throws around the idea of forming his own personal secret spy ring, prepares to take away your health care, destroys anything that has a whiff of Christianity about it and, yes, don’t forget the daily threat of nuclear war. No, don’t forget that.
It’s Thursday. Are we dead yet?
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