Merry Christmas everybody! Time to put into perspective what is happening to the United States on this day which belongs to a true man/God, Jesus Christ. It’s nice that we can allow ourselves worship of some other entity, even if just for a day, than the current Moloch that we worship, Donald John Trump.
It’s hard to have to worship a fat pig who has serious Nazi leanings day after day after day. It was nice when Jesus Christ actually had a little pull in our country. It meant that we cared about the poor and the sick and the enfeebled. Now that the old God is dead the new God has seeped into the empty space. As religious Trumpians, we can all now rest easy in a way that Jesus Christ never allowed us. We can be mean. Not just that, we can be filthy. I mean dirty, filthy. You see, Jesus Christ got it all wrong. All this love love love stuff was not well thought out. Being a Trumpian allows us to take in the truth to the notion that “kindness is weakness and must be destroyed.”
Now we can hate all that we want. Hatred is strength. Love is weakness. Go wild, everybody; you’re free! And all of the former Christians, currently called Republicans, who are celebrating their old God’s birthday today anyway scream hooray! No more do we have to do things that are outside of the realm of our own desires. Caring for others misplaced the focus on everything that we have ever stood for, the Trumpian religion has informed us. If God wanted us to help the poor he wouldn’t have given us the poor. God wants us to help ourselves and how do we do that but by giving obeisance to those richer and therefore much smarter than us.
Join them! Republicans have been crying out for this: Join us! Join us! Join the gravy train! Join our religion and we will provide everything for you! Let go of your burdens, your misguided notion that you should make the world a better place! It is not a better place that we need go towards anymore! The whole idea that the United States should be united was a myth, a tragic mistake by the founding fathers that we, the new Republican founding fathers, will give to you if you only accept the love of our lord and savior, Donald John Trump! Simply believe and you shall know. Ask and ye shall receive. Come, come, come all to the river and let Trump’s great love wash over you. Now you can give all that you have, not to the “least of these,” but to Trump and those richer than you because you know now that our Lord’s full embrace will wash back over you because of it a thousandfold! Give all and unto thou shall all be returned. Praise Trump!
Funny thing is, I’m not joking. Republicans worship Donald Trump as he scours the meek from the earth. Don’t tell Republican Mary Joe that the end result of her new belief system is the demise of thousands upon thousands. Actually, and Mary Joe won’t tell you this, she has a slight feeling of elation over the idea that we are culling our own herd despite the fact that this is what Adolph Hitler tried to do as well. Abortionsmortion. We have not attempted what Hitler attempted, but it is the same path. Destroy the weak and the kind and the smart.
Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell will surely be going to the lowest depths of their former God’s hell when they die, but now that these Randian superheroes have come out of their pits underneath the sewers they will enjoy a time upon the earth of unbridled sin which to a Trumpian is ultimate freedom. The ultimate filth, the destruction of their neighbors’ lives, is their goal. While they sit in front of their Christmas trees today they are secretly basking in the glow that they are murderers and that murder is legal as long as it is slow and hidden under layer upon layer of legal code. The result is the same: the dropping of the cyanide tablet, the order to fire, the drop of the guillotine blade.
It’s all the same: the blood of the people of the United States of America must be given to the new God, Donald J. Trump, the new Moloch, the Canaanite eater of children, the false God which the God of the Israelites called an abomination. Americans, feed your children to the Republican Party and Donald J. Trump. Pass them through the fire! Join us in the temple to worship. Say one last prayer to your former God, Jesus Christ, and raise your eyes to see the new only true God: Death. Brought to you by Donald J. Trump’s Republican Party with the branded seal of purity of the God Moloch who this version of the Republican Party strives to emulate and whose ascendancy will, if the former Christians have their way, never bring the true meaning of the season into reality in America ever again. Christ is officially dead in America and Republicans wouldn’t have it any other way.
Merry Christmas anyway.
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